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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Keep Those Ears Glued

I know there have been promises another edition of the Big Monkey Podcast. I also know it's been awhile since we recorded it last week. Here is the truth of the matter; due to some equipment difficulties the recording came out wicked corrupted. Brian, our very helpful sound guy, said it was like hearing a thousand bees when he tried to listen to it. Since we are committed to giving you only a top quality podcast we had no choice but to scrap the recording.

It’s a shame, too. We started recording later than usual so by the end all five of us were really loopy and ridiculous. Lost as a result of the sound difficulties are:

A) Jon Carey stating he wanted to see, “a Skrull internment camp” and claiming, “the use of mental powers cause autism.”

B) Me opening with the line, “In an artic base furnitured by spooky statues of our friends…”

C) Jon Carey performing while reeking of his “Jonsmopolitan,” a combination of a screwdriver and a gin and tonic.

D) Devon claiming himself “Black Jesus.”

E) Jon Brooks, so annoyed that Tony Stark isn't dead after wrestling the Hulk, decided to swear off of all Marvel books forever.

F) Scipio professing love of a Marvel comic idea.

G) Everyone forming the belief that when Scipio laughs an angel gets his wings, with a wingspan of nine feet or more.

H) Scipio stealing my recommendation of Blue Beetle as comic to read. That jerk. I mean really, who steals a recommendation?

I) Jon Brooks professing his love for Scott Pilgrim over and over.

J) Devon riling up Scip so much during an interchange that Scip threw a pencil at him. Scip’s aim was off and the pencil flew well over Devon head. However, in flinching Devon knocked over his soda, which landed in his lap. Devon had to record the whole thing looking like he peed his pants. It was a topic of many jokes.

K) Everyone making fun of me for liking "girl comics." It was mentioned at least a dozen times.

Unfortunately, all this is lost to annals of history. We will be recording another podcast early next week with brand new, professional grade equipment. We're moving on up.

Just so you know. Some of the mentioned above events didn’t happen. Can you guess which?


Blogger Gyuss Baaltar said...

Hmm...the one podcast where your manliness is called into question and the taping is bad...I sense a conspiracy.

7:21 AM

Blogger Scipio said...

"F) Scipio professing love of a Marvel comic idea."

My money's on that one.

4:52 PM


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