Have a drink. It might help that mortis attitude of yours.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Parenting Tips From Jack Monroe: Nomad!

When last we left Jack he was trying to figure out the meaning of behind his existence. When philosophy didn’t work out he tried fatherhood. After all what brings more significance than having a child? So armed with parenting manual, our wayward Nomad set out to follow rules to the letter.

Tip #1: There are many people who have experience with children. Listen to their advice.

Tip #2: Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Make sure to change your child when he or she needs it.

…Even if it is the table at a bar.

Tip #3: It is important your child learns to resolve fights without fists.

Tip #4: However, if an altercation is unavoidable it is important that you think of the baby’s safety first.

Tip #5: It is important that your child meets many people, to visit many places.

Tip #6: Sometimes you will not be able pick your child up from daycare or whatnot. Make sure to have a good group of friends you can count on…

Just make sure that to iron out all the logistics so there is no confusion.

Tip #7: In this day and age custody disputes are common. Try to keep an a level head when these situations occur.


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