Have a drink. It might help that mortis attitude of yours.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Last Minute Gift Ideas

So there is one more hour left before Christmas and you don’t have presents for your loved ones yet? Never fear though for the superheroes of the DCU are here to save the day again this time by putting out a line of affordable and diverse last minute gifts for your loved ones.

Superman’s Buns of Steel

We can’t all have a Kryptonian genetic make-up to help keep those glutes rock hard and firm. And you don’t need super hearing or telescopic vision to notice when someone has made a disparaging comment about your rear. That is why the Man of Tomorrow has put out his own exercise video. Enjoy lunging and squat thrusting to today’s hottest tracks like “Baby Got Back”, “Back That Ass Up” and Whitney Huston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”. For only $19.99 get yours today.

Green Lantern Home Manicure Set

It doesn’t matter if you’re Kyle Rayner, Hal Jordan or Kilowog no self-respecting member or the Corps is going to go off and fight space crime with a cracked nail or callused hands. With the Green Lantern Home Manicure Set you’ll receive everything needed to keep those digits as pretty a possible; from cuticle pusher to nail scissors. The whole thing comes in a Lantern Battery shaped box. Combine with the Flash’s Speedy Pedicure Kit and you have a fantastic gift for on $79.85.

Ralph Dibny’s Wrinkle Remover

Better than Botox! More powerful than plastic surgery! This Gingold based skin cream is unbelievable. Simply apply daily and shape the wrinkles away. This cream doesn’t only get away the stray blemish but actually allows you to change whole facial features. Want a longer nose, smaller chin. Then this is the product for you. Available in mint or vanilla scented flavors.

Green Arrow’s Male Enhancement

Having a hard time pleasing your woman on this holiday evening? Is the ball not the only thing going to drop on New Year’s? Then take it from Oliver Queen just one dose of Green Arrow’s Male Enhancement and you will be hitting a bull’s eye spot on. So if you’re canary is giving the bedroom eyes just take Green Arrow’s Male Enhancement and give her the shaft!

Swing by your local Shopper’s or Rite Aid and get these and many more exciting DCU presents.


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